You just can't handle the almighty awesomeness of Deal With It. <3

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The Almighty [Hutch]
Welcome! Ladies and Gentleman, children of all ages today is a lovely day for one of the lonliest shows in the world, eh? Now as you all may know, people love and enjoy our little three ring circus. But there are a few people who have to ruin it for everybody, isn't that sad? So... as a special treat for you, we've put together the rarest show you'll ever see in your life...

*Curtains around the center stage drop revealing a gaggle of people around a group of computers*

*crowd gasps*

Now we must insist on no flash photography and you mustn't leave the tent. If light gets in here they'll go insane. We say this for your own safety. Now look closely at their large eyes and the way they lean into the screen as if it'll vanish at any moment. That clicking noise is their defense mechanism, one of the most useless defenses in the entire world. This should be a real treat... Oh... do you hear that? The clicking is becoming faster, furious even. Look at their fingers flying across the keyboard. They're not even using spell check... the poor bastards. Now this is something that's been witnessed to many. This is called "Virtual Douchebagia". They do this when they're not accepted by a group of their species that are more human than they. These are the furthest from their kind, might I add. They'll soon begin yelling and shouting at their computer screens. We ask that you all watch out for flying parts from their keyboards. They get so angry that they pound the life out these poor keyboards, as if they project their anger through their feverish typing.